Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies

-It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting

-A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty

-If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps

-Most laptops are powerful enough to overide the communication systems of any invading alien civilisation

- It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors

-When a person is knocked unconscience by a blow to the head, they will never suffer from a concussion or brain damage

-When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other

- You can always find a chainsaw when you need one

-An electric fence powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight year old child.